Suicide Bombers

If I were Boss of the World... I would bring in pigs, - big, ugly carnivorous boars - to eat the remains of suicide bombers. I believe that the freaks might think twice if they knew that was what I was going to do with their earthly shell.
While I'm at it...I'm going to take the pigs over to eat their families, too.


Then I'm going to let the pigs stay in their homes, piddlin' and poopin' all over their rugs. Yep...that's what I'm planning on doing.