If I Were Boss of the World...

Don't Do ANYTHING until you speak to me.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Support Full Funding for Federal Park Roads and Facilities

For several decades, the National Park Service has not received sufficient funding for the day-to-day maintenance of roads, visitor centers, historic buildings, administrative buildings, restrooms, trails, signs, and other essential facilities.

Many reports indicate that the backlog of unfunded maintenance needs exceeds $5 billion.

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Wasting Your Money ... And Mine:

Last week's disgusting 'performances' by Iran and Venezuela at the U.N. made me take a look at where my tax dollars are going. And yours.

It appears that we are giving $13 mm per year in overseas loans and grants to that jerk Hugo Chavez (based on 2004 data - the latest available). Of course, you could always protest by refusing to buy Citgo gas. Citgo is owned by the government of Venezuela.



But wait ... there's more:

• Haiti gets $157.6 mm per year. What have they ever done for us? And how much are the French contributing?

• Iran - $10.3 mm. For what?!?!

• Egypt - $1,958 mm!!! And they hate us!

• Mexico $94.2 mm. They should be paying us for taking all their illegals, doncha think?

• North Korea - $56.1 mm. Is this to keep Kim in scotch?

• $137.4 mm to the area euphemistically referred to as the 'West Bank/Gaza' ... ummm, that would be the Fictional Country of Palestine, wouldn't it?

• China (mainland, not Taiwan or Tibet) - $42.9 mm. Hey, shouldn't they be paying us because we buy all their crap at Wal-Mart?

• We give almost $4 mm to Fiji and Tonga - getaways for movie stars. Can't we just give them Robin Leach instead?

Finally, we gave Vietnam - that two-bit Commie nation (aka - China's lower appendage) - almost $40 mm!

And speaking of Commies, we cut a check to Fidel Castro for over $10 mm in 2004.

Is your blood pressure elevated yet?

Check the data. Then write to your congressman - who's probably running for re-election this year. If he/she can't fix things, maybe it's time to elect someone new.

Or, make ME "The Boss Of The World!"

Saturday, September 02, 2006

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