If I Were Boss of the World...

Don't Do ANYTHING until you speak to me.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Quote of the Day...

is from the late Johnny Carson:

"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Which Peanuts Character Are You?

Charlie Brown
You are Charlie Brown!

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Monday, March 13, 2006

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Cliff Clavin's Little Known Quotes



It's a little known fact that cows were domesticated in Mesopotamia and were also used in China as guard animals for the forbidden city.

It's a little known fact that the smartest animal is a pig. Scientists say if pigs had thumbs and a language, they could be trained to do simple manual labor. They give you 20-30 years of loyal service and then at their retirement dinner you can eat them.

I wonder if you know that the harp is a predecessor of the modern day guitar. Early minstrels were much larger people. In fact, they had hands the size of small dogs.

Everyone in the Swiss Army owns a Swiss Army Knife. That's why no one messes with Switzerland.

If you were to go back in history and take every president, you'll find that the numerical value of each letter in their name was equally divisible into the year in which they were elected. By my calculations, our next president has to be named Yellnick McWawa.

If memory serves, the umbilical cord is 90% postassium.

They did a study between postal workers and chimpanzees. They proved chimps were 32% slower. Of course, they were better with public relations.

There's no rule against postal workers dating women. It just works out that way.

It's a little known fact that the tan became popular in what is known as the Bronze Age.


"Hello in there, Cliff. Tell me, what color is the sky in your world?"

- Frasier Crane, another Cheers regular